grunge-en-roses:

My friend just told me the story of when her dad went to a Halloween party dressed as Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean and for some reason the police turned up and when they came upstairs he jumped up onto the window and shouted ‘THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!’ then he jumped out the window and broke both of his legs.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age

  • Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
  • Me: Anyone?
  • Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
  • Me: And you would know that how?
  • Brother:
  • Brother:
  • Brother: He was very persuasive.

suctioning:

suctioning:

Whys it called the Milky Way?
(Not a pun, need real answers)

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miss-nerdgasmz:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

#captains log stardate 92405.78 today i destroyed this fuckin weeb nerd; (via kaijuno)

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

thatfunnyblog:

Kristen Stewart has had a busy week

thatfunnyblog:

Kristen Stewart has had a busy week

sakimichan:

Mink from Dmmd <3

roman55:

I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY

roman55:

I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY

passthatversayseee:

passthatversayseee:

"im angelina, you jennifer. come on bitch you see where brad at?" was the most unnecessary way to start a song like jennifer probably snapped her pink friday deluxe edition cd in half and threw it away at that moment

andd no doubt angelina was like

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